people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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