Pants 0. Shit 1.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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