doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she can't have a vagina
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The feeling are messing with the penis
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
