she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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