pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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