Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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