I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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