I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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