Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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