I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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