i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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