just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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