is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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