No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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