Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
This is the high leading the old right now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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