So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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