I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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