I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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