you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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