Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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