I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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