That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need help removing her.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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