doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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