I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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