so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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