You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
dude. I can hear the air.
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