You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
only you would photoshop your dick
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
