I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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