im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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