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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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