So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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