I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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