considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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