Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
