i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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