I bet he comes in French.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
