shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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