small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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