Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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