the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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