Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My penis needs a shock collar
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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