Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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