that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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