apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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