I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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