Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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