I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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