You're a womanizer and a bitch.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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