i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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