I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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