I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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