no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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