There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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